captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

ATTENTION GERMAN FOLLOWERS

dr-horrible-in-the-tardis:

THERE HAS BEEN A CHLORIC GAS LEAK IN A CHEMICAL FAKTORY IN NIEDERKASSEL- IF YOU LIVE THERE OR IN THIS AREA AND HAVE NOT BEEN INFORMED YET: CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS AND DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. CHLORINE GAS IS REALLY DAMAGING FOR YOUR LUNGS AND HEALTH AND CAN BE DEADLY. PLEASE BE SAFE.

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

assvvipe:

if you opened up my heart its walls would be covered in zayns face and right in a corner on a tiny table would be a miniature photo of harry at the beginning of the tmh tour when his hair was ok